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What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

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a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many toolsScience

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

Holiday

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

a rhinoceros is running through a dusty savannah Animals

Why do rhinos charge?

Because they never carry cash.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

Family

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

a white and tan spotted pony appears to smile at the cameraAnimals

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

It was too hoarse.

Puns

What do you call an arctic cow?

An eskimoo.

Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

Outdoors

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Eh, never mind. It really stinks.

Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Travel

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Barceloaners.

Food & Drinks

Why do some people love eating snails?

They really hate fast food.

Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.