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What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

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Puns

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Can you ear me?

Puns

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.

Animals

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.

Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

Animals

When is a black dog not a black dog?

When it's a greyhound.

Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

Education

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Sky diving school.