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What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Quit stalking me.

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Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

Animals

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

Animals

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics?

For being a cheetah.

Entertainment

What do you call a hike across the universe?

A star trek.

Holiday

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

He's a real pain in the neck.

Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

Outdoors

Why did the body of water think so much?

It liked to pond-er.

Holiday

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

He's a real pain in the neck.

Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

Current Events

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

When the Thunder Rolls.

Animals

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.