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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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an actor stands on a lit stage with a script in his outstretched hands with his head tilted backProfessional

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Because the director told them to break a leg.

Animals

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

a close-up of a blue and white Ultramarine Flycatcher bird perched on a branchAnimals

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

It was great at hawking its wares.

Political

Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll.

People

What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

Tom Cruise?Entertainment

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

a close-up of a wizard holding their hand over a magic crystal ballAnimals

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Hairy Potter.

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

The Hand?Education

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

Food & Drinks

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.