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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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an actor stands on a lit stage with a script in his outstretched hands with his head tilted backProfessional

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Because the director told them to break a leg.

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Animals

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

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Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

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People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

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a close-up of a blue and white Ultramarine Flycatcher bird perched on a branchAnimals

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

It was great at hawking its wares.

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Political

Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll.

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People

What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

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Tom Cruise?Entertainment

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

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Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

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a close-up of a wizard holding their hand over a magic crystal ballAnimals

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Hairy Potter.

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Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

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The Hand?Education

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

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Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

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Food & Drinks

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

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