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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
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Professional
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
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Animals
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
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Puns
What do you call a silly hill?
Hill-arious.
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People
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Tom Holland.
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Animals
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
It was great at hawking its wares.
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Political
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
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People
What do you call an animal pop star?
Justin Beaver.
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Entertainment
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Ben & Jerry Maguire.
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Outdoors
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Elementree school.
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Animals
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Hairy Potter.
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Puns
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
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Education
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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Puns
What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
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Puns
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
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Food & Drinks
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
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Puns
What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.
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