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Heard it.

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a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

Food & Drinks

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

Puns

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Make it rain.

Music

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

Holiday

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

Entertainment

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.

Puns

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.

Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

Science

What do you call a dog in space?

Astromutt.

Food & Drinks

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.