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What did the mouse want for its birthday?

A cheesecake!

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Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

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a view of the earth from the moon's surfaceCurrent Events

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Because the Earth finally warms up to him.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

A barbequeue.

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Outdoors

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

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The Basketball Players?Sports

Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

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Entertainment

What do minions always put in their salads?

M-onions.

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Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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People

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

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Family

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Howdy, partner!

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

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Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

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Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

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Outdoors

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Because he was picking his nose.

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Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

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People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

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