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What did the mouse want for its birthday?

A cheesecake!

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Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

a view of the earth from the moon's surfaceCurrent Events

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Because the Earth finally warms up to him.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

A barbequeue.

Outdoors

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

The Basketball Players?Sports

Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

Entertainment

What do minions always put in their salads?

M-onions.

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

People

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

Family

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Howdy, partner!

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

Outdoors

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Because he was picking his nose.

Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.