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What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Lettuce out of here!

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Animals

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog.

Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

a close-up of three horses sticking their heads over the wall of a horse stallPuns

What do horses say to greet each other?

Hay there.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

Animals

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

a clear plastic tub is filled with water and apples sitting on the ground with fall leavesAnimals

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

A bobcat.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.