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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

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What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

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Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

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Animals

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

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a painting of autumn trees hangs on a gray wallPolitical

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

It was good at canvassing.

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Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

There's nobel... that's why I knocked.

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The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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Animals

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Pouch potato.

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Animals

What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

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Animals

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

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Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

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Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

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Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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a close-up of a dog's nose and front paws sticking out of a white blanketAnimals

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Hushpuppies.

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Animals

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.

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What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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