What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

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What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

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Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!

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What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

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What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

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What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

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How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

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What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

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What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

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What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

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What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

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What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

He called a tow truck.

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What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

Looking for a specific joke?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

He called a tow truck.

What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.