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a pediatric dentist and a hygienist help a child at a dental check-upPuns

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.

People

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

I bought two.

a close-up of a bottle of aspirin spilled on a red surfacePuns

Why did the window need an aspirin?

To relieve a glass pane.

crowded graveyard?Holiday

It's Crowded!

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

Outdoors

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Because he was picking his nose.

Puns

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

Puns

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pigtail.

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

Holiday

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Peeps!

Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

a pair of orange swim trunks against a light blue backgroundPuns

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

He heard they had a pool table.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.