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What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

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Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

Entertainment

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

Puns

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder.

Animals

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

Entertainment

What do minions always put in their salads?

M-onions.

Animals

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

Vehicles

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.