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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod.

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Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

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Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

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Puns

How did the mermaid call her friends?

On her shell phone, of course.

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What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

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Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

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Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

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Animals

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

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Sports

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs.

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Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

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Education

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

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Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

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People

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

A soap opera.

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Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

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Music

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Pop.

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Current Events

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Earth Day.

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