What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

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What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Hushpuppies.

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What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

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Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

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Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

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Why do some people love eating snails?

They really hate fast food.

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Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

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What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

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Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

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What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.

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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

Looking for a specific joke?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Hushpuppies.

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

Why do some people love eating snails?

They really hate fast food.

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.