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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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Sports

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Tennis.

Puns

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

A stamp.

Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sortProfessional

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

Puns

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

Sports

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.

a mouse sits at a miniature table with a miniature knife and fruitAnimals

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Ratatouille!

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Professional

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

He's a great sturgeon.

Puns

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Sofishticated.

Animals

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

Entertainment

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

a picnic table has two plates set with hamburgers, toppings, french fries, and condimentsAnimals

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.