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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
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Sports
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Tennis.
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Puns
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
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Professional
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
The s-pie.
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Puns
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
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Science
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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Holiday
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Wraps.
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Sports
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
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Animals
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Ratatouille!
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Holiday
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
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Professional
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
He's a great sturgeon.
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Puns
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
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Animals
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
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Animals
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
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Entertainment
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
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Animals
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
C-antelope.
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