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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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Sports

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Because they have a lot of fans.

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no body?Puns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

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Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

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a Corgi dog is wrapped up in a blanketFamily

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

His godpawther.

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Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

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Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.

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People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

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Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

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Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

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Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

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Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!

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Animals

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss.

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Animals

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

A computer chimp.

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a close-up of a man wearing glasses smiling at the cameraEntertainment

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

He didn't have jed-eyes.

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Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

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