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What did the Dorito say to his son?

You're a chip off the old block.

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a mouse sits at a miniature table with a miniature knife and fruitAnimals

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Ratatouille!

a photo illustration of a tree sprouting out of an open bookOutdoors

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Tall tales.

Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

Sports

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music.

a close-up of Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries® cerealPuns

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Yeah, it was a cereal killer.

Puns

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

Food & Drinks

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

Puns

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

a bowl of orange, nacho-flavored chips sits on a tablePuns

What did the Dorito say to his son?

You're a chip off the old block.

Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

Puns

What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

Professional

How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

Food & Drinks

What is the most attractive fruit?

A fine-apple.