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What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

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Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

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Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

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Animals

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

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Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

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Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

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Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.

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Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

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Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

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Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

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three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

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Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

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Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

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Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

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Political

Which office space loves to cut corners?

The Oval Office.

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Holiday

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

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Entertainment

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.

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