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What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

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Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

Animals

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.

Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

Political

Which office space loves to cut corners?

The Oval Office.

Holiday

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

Entertainment

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.