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What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

A tooth pic.

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Animals

What kind of store would a dog own?

A licker store.

Animals

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda.

People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

Current Events

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

When the Thunder Rolls.

a man is scratching his head with a puzzled look on his faceEntertainment

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

A Blockbuster.

Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

The pterodactyl?Animals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

Sports

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

The seventh-inning stretch.

Family

Why are goats so funny?

They're always kidding around.

Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

Puns

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

a picture of Tunnel View, a scenic spot in Yosemite National Park in CAPeople

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Yosemite Sam.

Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.