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What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

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Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

Current Events

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Earth Day.

Professional

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

They can tell the best carrot.

Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

Puns

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

Puns

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

The pterodactyl?Animals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

a close-up of a man wearing glasses smiling at the cameraEntertainment

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

He didn't have jed-eyes.

Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.