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What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

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Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

Retired veggies?Food & Drinks

What do you call a retired vegetable?

A has-bean.

Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.