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What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

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Retired veggies?Food & Drinks

What do you call a retired vegetable?

A has-bean.

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Travel

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

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Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

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Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

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Puns

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

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Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

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crowded graveyard?Holiday

It's Crowded!

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

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Puns

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

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Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

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Puns

Why did the computer run out of money?

Someone cleaned out its cache.

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Animals

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

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a white sandy dune near a body of waterEntertainment

What is sand's favorite movie?

Dune.

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Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

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a Scottish wildcat is crawling on a tree log in a forestAnimals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

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Animals

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.

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