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What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
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Food & Drinks
What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
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Travel
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Tom Cruise.
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Vehicles
What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
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Current Events
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
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Puns
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
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Science
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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Animals
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
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Holiday
It's Crowded!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.
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Puns
Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
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Animals
When should you stop for a glow worm?
When he has a red light.
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Puns
Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
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Animals
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
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Entertainment
What is sand's favorite movie?
Dune.
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Animals
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
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Animals
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
It always had the best lynx.
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Animals
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
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