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What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

I'm on a casse-roll!

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Sports

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

He had Gatorade.

Travel

Why are the mountains so tired?

Because they don't Everest.

Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

Puns

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Mouse warming party.

Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

a yellow duckling stands on top of open books on a deskAnimals

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Moby-Duck.

Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

a yellow duckling stands on top of open books on a deskAnimals

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Moby-Duck.

Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.

Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

Puns

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

Animals

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.