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What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

I'm on a casse-roll!

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Sports

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

He had Gatorade.

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Travel

Why are the mountains so tired?

Because they don't Everest.

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Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

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Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

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Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

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Puns

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Mouse warming party.

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Outdoors

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

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a yellow duckling stands on top of open books on a deskAnimals

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Moby-Duck.

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Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

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a yellow duckling stands on top of open books on a deskAnimals

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Moby-Duck.

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Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

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Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

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Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.

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Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

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Puns

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

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Animals

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.

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