What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I loaf you!

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Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

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What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

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What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

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How does cardboard get its workout in?

Boxing.

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Animals

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

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What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

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What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

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Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

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What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

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Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

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Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

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What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

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The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

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What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

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What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I loaf you!

Looking for a specific joke?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Boxing.

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.