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What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I loaf you!

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Education

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

Sports

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Boxing.

Animals

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

Sports

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Education

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

Puns

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

Professional

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

Puns

What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.