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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine?

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Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch.

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Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

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Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

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Sports

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

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Music

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

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Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

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Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

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Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

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Animals

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

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Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

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What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

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Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.

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