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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine?

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Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

Puns

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch.

Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Sports

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

Music

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

Animals

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

Food & Drinks

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

Puns

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

Puns

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

Puns

What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.