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What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

You're a chirp off the old block!

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People

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Animals

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

Sports

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

He was the point guard.

Puns

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

Puns

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It's tearable...

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

Puns

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down!

Sports

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

Animals

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.

Puns

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Mouse warming party.