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What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

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Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!

Puns

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Slippers.

Animals

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

Puns

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

Animals

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.

Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

Entertainment

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!

Animals

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather.

Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

Sports

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Boxing.

a view of a green mountain forest with many pine trees and a blue sky behindOutdoors

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

Animals

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

"Let us prey."