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What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Bee-hive yourself.
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Vehicles
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
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Animals
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
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Holiday
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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Puns
What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
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Puns
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail.
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Vehicles
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
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Animals
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
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Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
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Outdoors
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Marsh-mallows.
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Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
He heard they had a pool table.
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Holiday
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
It has risen indeed!
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Puns
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
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Animals
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
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What sound does a witch's car make?
Broom broom!
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Animals
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
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