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What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

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Vehicles

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.

Holiday

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

Puns

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pigtail.

Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

Puns

Why did the computer run out of money?

Someone cleaned out its cache.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

a pair of orange swim trunks against a light blue backgroundPuns

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

He heard they had a pool table.

Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

Animals

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics.

Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

Puns

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.