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What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

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What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

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Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.

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Holiday

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pigtail.

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What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

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Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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Why did the computer run out of money?

Someone cleaned out its cache.

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Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

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Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

He heard they had a pool table.

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Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

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Animals

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

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Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

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