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What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

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Animals

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

Professional

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

They just take things one stroke at a time.

Puns

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

Entertainment

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Fo' drizzle.

Puns

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

It wasn't to scale.

Holiday

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.

Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

Family

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

Animals

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

The cornfield?Outdoors

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.

Travel

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.