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What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

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two dolphins are talking to each otherAnimals

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

Switzerland a plus?Puns

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

a school of fish swimming in the oceanFood & Drinks

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

A tuna melt.

dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

Sports

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

The seventh-inning stretch.

an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.

Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

Puns

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

A palm tree.

Education

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.