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What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

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Family

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

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Puns

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

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Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

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Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

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Current Events

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

An account-ant.

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Sports

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

It was a home run.

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a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

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Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

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Travel

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

The Wrong Brothers.

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Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

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Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

A computer with a lot of bites.

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Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

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Animals

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

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