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What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

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Family

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

Puns

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

Current Events

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

An account-ant.

Sports

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

It was a home run.

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Travel

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

The Wrong Brothers.

Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

A computer with a lot of bites.

Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.