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Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
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Animals
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
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What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
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Why are stones so good at music?
They're obsessed with rock n' roll!
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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie.
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What did the sun use for its sewing class?
A weather pattern.
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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
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What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
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What is the loneliest cheese?
Prov-alone.
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Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
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What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy.
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Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam!
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What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
They are both Paris sites.
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