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What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

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a view of the earth from the moon's surfaceCurrent Events

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Because the Earth finally warms up to him.

Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

Animals

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs.

Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

Animals

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle.

Sports

What sport requires no movement at all?

Channel surfing.

a glass pitcher and cup of milk sit on an outdoor table with cows in the backgroundPuns

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it inside the cow.

Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

People

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

They are both Paris sites.