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What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

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a view of the earth from the moon's surfaceCurrent Events

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Because the Earth finally warms up to him.

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Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

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Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

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Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

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Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

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the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

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Animals

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs.

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Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

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Animals

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle.

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Sports

What sport requires no movement at all?

Channel surfing.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it inside the cow.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

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Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

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People

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

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