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What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.

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Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

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Music

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Hip pop.

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Outdoors

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Eh, never mind. It really stinks.

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Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

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People

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Sneakers.

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Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.

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Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

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a view of the earth from the moon's surfaceCurrent Events

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Because the Earth finally warms up to him.

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Sports

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

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Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

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Puns

Why did the computer run out of money?

Someone cleaned out its cache.

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Family

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Howdy, partner!

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Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

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Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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Entertainment

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

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Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

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