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What did Snow White say while waiting in line for her photos?

Some day my prints will come.

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Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad latte?

Depresso.

Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

Professional

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Heard it.

Puns

Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

Puns

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

Food & Drinks

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

They bring plenty of ham-mers.

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

Entertainment

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Fo' drizzle.

Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

Family

Why are goats so funny?

They're always kidding around.