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What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

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Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

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Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

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Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

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Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

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a close-up of a Rocky Mountain elk while it snowsPuns

Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

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Animals

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

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a rock on the beach is covered with black musselsPuns

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

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Animals

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss.

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Food & Drinks

What do chefs do in their spare time?

They go chopping.

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

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The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

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Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

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Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

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What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

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