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What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

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Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

a close-up of a Rocky Mountain elk while it snowsPuns

Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

Animals

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

a rock on the beach is covered with black musselsPuns

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

Animals

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss.

Food & Drinks

What do chefs do in their spare time?

They go chopping.

Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

a woman in a yellow jacket makes a grimace while she plugs her earsAnimals

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.