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What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

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Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

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Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

They have the best space stationery.

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Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

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Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

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Vehicles

What's a doll's favorite car?

A Toyota.

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Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter D.

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Animals

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

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What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

A satisfactory.

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Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

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What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

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Professional

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

A tooth pic.

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What's a bat's favorite game?

Batminton.

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