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What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

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Puns

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

Puns

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

They have the best space stationery.

Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

Vehicles

What's a doll's favorite car?

A Toyota.

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

Puns

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter D.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

Puns

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

A satisfactory.

Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Puns

What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

Professional

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

A tooth pic.

Sports

What's a bat's favorite game?

Batminton.