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What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

COOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!

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Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder.

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What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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How do locomotives know where to go?

They have a lot of training.

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Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Because it was too light.

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What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

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Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

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What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

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Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have great souls.

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What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

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What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

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What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.

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Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

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What branch of the military accepts newborns?

The infantry.

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