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What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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Puns

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

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Education

Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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a close-up of a smiling snowman wearing a hat, red scarf, and buttonsOutdoors

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

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Animals

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only the herdsman has feet.

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Education

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

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Animals

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

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Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

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Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.

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Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

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astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

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What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

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Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

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People

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

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Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

She had a hard drive.

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When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

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