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What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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Puns

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

Education

Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

a close-up of a smiling snowman wearing a hat, red scarf, and buttonsOutdoors

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

Animals

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only the herdsman has feet.

Education

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

Animals

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

Puns

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.

Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

People

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

Puns

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

She had a hard drive.

Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.