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What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Casual Friday.

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Food & Drinks

Why do diners never serve lobster?

They're shellfish.

Puns

What do you call an arctic cow?

An eskimoo.

Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Puns

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance.

Animals

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound.

Professional

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

He had an amazing set of pipes.

Holiday

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Puns

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

I like your hare!

Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

Animals

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot.

a black and red Formula 1 race-car speeding along the trackSports

Why was the golfer also good at Formula One?

He had a strong driver.

Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

Animals

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids have to play inside all day.