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What day never takes itself seriously?

April Fool's Day.

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two auto mechanics are using a tablet while fixing an engineProfessional

People are so hard on car mechanics.

They can't catch a brake.

Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

a lone pair of horns against a white backgroundFamily

Which family member has tusks?

An eleph-aunt.

Outdoors

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.

Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

The Baseball?Sports

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

a close-up of a bowl of alphabet soup, a napkin, and a spoonPuns

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

You have a vowel movement.

Professional

How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

a man wearing priest robs and a large cross holds a book in front of a white backgroundPeople

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Because it's holy.

Puns

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

Animals

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics?

For being a cheetah.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

Music

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Hip pop.

Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

Sports

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music.