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What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

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Professional

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

Entertainment

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

a slice of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese on a wooden cutting board surrounded by basil and tomatoesPeople

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

Puns

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

They are both Paris-sites.

Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

Animals

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee.

Sports

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs.

Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.