What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

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Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

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Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

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What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

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Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

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Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

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Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

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What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

They are both Paris-sites.

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How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

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Animals

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee.

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs.

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Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

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Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

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Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

Looking for a specific joke?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

They are both Paris-sites.

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs.

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.