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What dance was the most popular in 1776?

The indepen-dance.

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a pride of lions sits together in an enclosure in a zooAnimals

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Pride and Prejudice.

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Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

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Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

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Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

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Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework.

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I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

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Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

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People

How did the coach get his quarterback?

He went to the bank.

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Food & Drinks

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

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Santa & soccer?Holiday

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

COOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!

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a beautiful backyard garden is in full bloomOutdoors

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

A gnome-it-all.

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Animals

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

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Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

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What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.

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