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What dance was the most popular in 1776?
The indepen-dance.
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Animals
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
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Sports
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Just for kicks.
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Animals
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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Education
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
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Animals
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
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Puns
What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
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Puns
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Luckily, I've been clean for five years.
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Sports
Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
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Holiday
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-BOO!
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People
How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
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Food & Drinks
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
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Holiday
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
COOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!
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Outdoors
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
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Animals
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
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Animals
Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
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Puns
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
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