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What dance was the most popular in 1776?

The indepen-dance.

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a pride of lions sits together in an enclosure in a zooAnimals

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Pride and Prejudice.

Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

Puns

What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework.

Puns

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

People

How did the coach get his quarterback?

He went to the bank.

Food & Drinks

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

Santa & soccer?Holiday

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

COOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!

a beautiful backyard garden is in full bloomOutdoors

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

A gnome-it-all.

Animals

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

Puns

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.