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What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

A school of fish.

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People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

Cowbells?Animals

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Travel

Why are the mountains so tired?

Because they don't Everest.

Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

Puns

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

A stamp.

Travel

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

The Wrong Brothers.

Family

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.

Puns

Where do colds go on vacation?

Germ-any.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Sports

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.