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What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

A school of fish.

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People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

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Cowbells?Animals

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

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hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Travel

Why are the mountains so tired?

Because they don't Everest.

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Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

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Puns

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

A stamp.

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Travel

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

The Wrong Brothers.

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Family

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.

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Puns

Where do colds go on vacation?

Germ-any.

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Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

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Sports

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

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Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

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The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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