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Animals
What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
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Sports
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
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Animals
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Issues a royal pardon.
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Animals
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
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Animals
What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
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Animals
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
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Food & Drinks
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
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Animals
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
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Animals
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
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Animals
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
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Puns
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
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Professional
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
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Outdoors
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
A nap sack.
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Holiday
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Lake Eerie.
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Puns
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
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People
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
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