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What cocktail will give you a black eye?

A rum punch.

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Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

Family

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

Puns

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Make it rain.

Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Animals

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.

Animals

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

Puns

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

The pupil.

Construction?Professional

Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.

Animals

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

The Monkeys?Puns

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

PRIME-mates.

The Politician?Political

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.

Puns

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.