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What cartoon character loves insects?

Bugs Bunny.

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Holiday

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

a man wearing a chef's hat and an apron makes a silly expression at the cameraFood & Drinks

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

I'm on a casse-roll!

Travel

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.

Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

a woman in a library sits gesturing to a laptop in front of a large notepad filled with math equationsEducation

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

The Great Planes.

Professional

What do cats wear to work?

Kitten heels.

greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

a caddy of various cleaning supplies, including soap, sponges, gloves, spray, etc.Education

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.