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What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Pop.

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Animals

What kind of dog loves to eat?

A Chow.

Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

Puns

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

Education

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

web designer?Puns

Take him out please!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...

a long-haired man wearing a tie-dye t-shirt and sunglasses holds up a peace sign to the cameraPuns

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

He was trying to power it with flower power.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

People

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Education

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.

Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

People

Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.