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Animals

What kind of dog loves to eat?

A Chow.

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

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Puns

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

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Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

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Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

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Education

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

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web designer?Puns

Take him out please!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...

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a long-haired man wearing a tie-dye t-shirt and sunglasses holds up a peace sign to the cameraPuns

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

He was trying to power it with flower power.

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Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

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Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

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People

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

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Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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Education

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

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Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.

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Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

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People

Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.

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