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What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

A li-mouse-ine.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles.

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Education

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.

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Current Events

When do flowers get their workout in?

Spring Training.

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What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

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Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

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Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.

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Entertainment

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?

Ham Solo.

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Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

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Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

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People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

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Science

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

He didn't want to drink and derive.

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Animals

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

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Puns

What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

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Current Events

When do flowers get their workout in?

Spring Training.

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Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

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Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

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