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What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

A stationary wagon.

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Entertainment

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Grease.

Sports

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

People

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

Animals

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics.

Animals

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

A mockingbird.

Animals

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

He gets splinters in his mouth.

Family

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

a cat is photoshopped wearing sunglasses and drinking an orange drink from a strawAnimals

Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

Animals

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

A computer chimp.