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What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

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Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

a large brown Cane toad sits on the ground in some green foliagePuns

How did the toad die?

He croaked.

Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

Science

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

a pretty sunrise over the ocean and beachOutdoors

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Here comes the sun!

Puns

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

Animals

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away its credit cards.

Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

Education

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Sky diving school.

Animals

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.

Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

Sports

When fish play football, who is the captain?

The team's kipper.

Puns

How did the mermaid call her friends?

On her shell phone, of course.

a large brown Cane toad sits on the ground in some green foliagePuns

How did the toad die?

He croaked.