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What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

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Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

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Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

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Animals

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

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astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

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What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

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The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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Holiday

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

A beer and a mop.

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Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

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Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

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two children wearing backpacks are writing equations on a chalkboardEducation

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Because it had to go to sum-mer school.

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People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

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Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

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Food & Drinks

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

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Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

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catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

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Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

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