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What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

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Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

Animals

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

an elegant, lavish bedroom decorated in various shades of cream and ivoryPuns

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

Holiday

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

A beer and a mop.

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

two children wearing backpacks are writing equations on a chalkboardEducation

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Because it had to go to sum-mer school.

People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

Food & Drinks

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.